Google Is On Crack!

NOTE: Unfortunately, This Appears To No Longer Work. I'm Keeping This Post Here Because I Can.

Okay... I Just Discovered Something Odd... Search Google For "non-sequitur" Without The Quotes. It Will Say: "Did You Mean: non-sequitur non sequitur". Click On This And It Will Say: "Did You Mean: non-sequitur non sequitur non sequitur"! Keep Clicking: It Goes On Forever!

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And Now... A Non-Sequitur Ad!

If you watch TV at all you've seen those "Comcast... It's Comcastic!" advertisements. Well I'm here to say that Comcast is indeed "Comcastic". Here are some of its features:

• On Demand: Lets you watch free shows from channels like: Comedy Central, Boomerang, and The History channel! You can rent movies with it too!
• Parental Control's: Great for annoying siblings if you know the 4-digit parental control code.
• Music Channels: All Music, All The Time!
• And More!

Now, keep in mind, I'm NOT being paid under the table to say this... (as far as you know).

EDIT (November 28, 2006): MUHUHAHAHA!!!

The Tragedy of Cartoon Sequel's (A Critique)

So, today while I was eating breakfast I happened upon the "sequel" to the original Rugrats cartoon show, "All Grown Up". The first thing I noticed was the fact that throughout the entire show the characters were... Well... Out of character! Tommy who, in the original show, was the adventurous one was more cautious, laid-back, and at times embittered towards his brother, Dill.
The twins, Phil and Lil, had completely alien character traits. Phil was a kleptomaniac of sorts, and Lil seemed to have gone mute. The parents were nearly non-existent. In a strange-twist, the former baby-sitter, Susie, and the Bully, Angelica, had their own side-plot. All in all this was a major disappointment for me. The show had taken a definite turn for the worst in a desperate attempt to gain a foothold in the "tween" market.

FYI

Both the original Rugrats and All Grown Up are on Nickelodeon
at 6:30 Tues-Sun and 7:00 Tues-Sun (all PST) respectively.

Go Army? (An Army Of Sucky Jobs)

So... I was looking on "goarmy.com" at possible military careers. Some sounded cool (a.k.a. Job Requirements Include: Blowing Stuff Up); and others... well... didn't!

1. Army Plumber: basically your "mission" is to fix the pipes that carry the strangely large army of one's crap.
   
2. Food Service Operations Specialist: your "mission" should you have no other choice but to accept it: Serve mashed potatoes to people who risk their lives for their country. The only thing you'll risk is giving them indigestion.
3. Pharmacy Specialist : If a soldier goes crazy because he didn't have his med's... You'll be the one they blame...
4. Dental Specialist : If a soldier needs a root canal you better hope they brought a toothbrush.
5. Shower/Laundry and Textile Specialist : You ever notice the maids at the Hilton? Yeah... Welcome to the army...
6. Lithographer: You are the one responsible for propaganda, and job descriptions on the GoArmy.com website. You served your country well... now replace that ink cartridge... for your country!

EDIT (November 28, 2006): Let Me Make It Clear That I Have Nothing Against The Army (I'm Pro-War And Proud Of It) I Just Think It Would Be Funny If You Joined The Army Looking For Action And Got The "Army Plumber" Job

OMG....OMG....Part I Of The Creepiest Websites Ever

Sorry I haven't posted in so long but, what the hey? It's not like there's anybody out there whose only purpose in life is to see me post (heck, my mom has to be reminded that I even have a blog!).
But... Out there in cyberspace there are people who cling to things... thing's that are so unnatural there won't be... No, can't be any explanation... SHIELD YOUR EYES IT'S: PART I OF THE CREEPIEST WEBSITES EVER! Muhuhahaha!

1. The dailykitten.com/ This is just borderline psychotic! GOOD GOD IT'S PURE EVIL! Have the masses not heeded my warnings! Do I Have To Show The World... The "PICTURE"?!?
2. Hamtaro.com AIEEEEE! Avert Ye Eyes! Lucifer Hath Cometh! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

This Is All I Can Take For Now... Must Rest... *colapses while clicking submit*

EDIT (November 28, 2006): Apparently A Good Version Of The *shudder* DailyKitten Has Appeared: http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html?flow=no&large=no

News and Whatnot...

So, judging from the amount of comments I get... Okay, the amount of comments I should get; some of you are worried about the fact that Sony has put a bunch of crap (not including their music) into their CD's that makes it impossible to download the songs to your iPod.

My Reaction:
If This Bothers You Don't Buy The PS3! They Might Have Made It So You Can't Let Go Of The Controller!

That's all I have time for, good night!

EDIT (November 28, 2006): I Must Have Been On Crack When I Wrote This... What I Meant To Say Was: The Bastards At Sony (By The Way I'm Still Pissed At Them For This S**T They Pulled) Put A Virus On Some Of Their CD's That Made Your Computer Vulnerable To Several Trojan Horse Viruses. Even More Crappy Was That They Stole The Source Code That Allowed Them To Do This By Not Asking It's Creator For Permission. Even Crappier Than That: They Issued A "Fix" For This Problem That Opened Even More Possibilities Of Trojan Horse Virus Attacks! Finally Some White-Hat Hackers Came Up With A Real Fix. I Have A Fix Of My Own. Why Don't We Fire-Bomb Sony BMG Into Submission! ... And That's All I Have To Say About That...

And There Was Much Rejoicing..."yay..."~"Monty Python And The Quest For The Holy Grail"

This thanksgiving I am thankful for:

1. My dysfunctional family

• My Dad (biological... Much to my chagrin).

Here's why: Tonight's dinner was evidently prepared by both my dad, and his girlfriend (who is the only sane one among us). How was I to know that if I didn't choose to eat stuffing or casserole (prepared by my dad's girlfriend) that my dad would open a portal to hell? Needless to say that knowing what I do now, I would have rather spent today with Tom Cruise on speed (*look for an upcoming blog about this*) than with my own Norman Bates v.2.0 (a.k.a. "Dad"). The next couple of hours were spent toiling in the "kitchen of doom" {cue "leather-whip sound-fx"} complete with my father snarling such classics as:

• Dad: (sarcastic) "hmm... I don't know? How about you figuring something out yourself for once!"

Me: "I didn't know and I just didn't want to have to re-load the dishwa..."

Dad: "DON'T SASS ME YOUNG MAN!"

Me: "But I..."

Dad: "THAT'S IT! NO DESSERT FOR TWO WEEKS!"

Me: "Yes sir..."

Dad: "I'LL MAKE IT THREE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!"

I could go on but I won't. Mainly because my two-minute break is up and I don't really have time to be thankful for anything else.

happy thanksgiving... *sigh* Good Grief...

Green Acres

Who doesn't love old time TV?

This Guy, That's Who!

If you're like me in that you watch a moderate amount of TV, then you're bound to run across an old TV show like "Happy Day's", "I Love Lucy", "The Munsters", or even "Green Acres"! People with cable might see them on "Nick At Night". People with Digital Cable or Direct TV might see them on "TV Land". (For those of you without even basic cable, or bunny ears, You can still get all but a few of the basic cable channels with a long TV cable, some aluminum foil, and patience...)

There's something about old time TV that you can't get nowadays (if you watch it, you'll know what I'm talking about.) It's not something you can describe... But if you think you can, please post a comment! There's something different about the TV shows of yesterday... Something that's lost on the TV shows of today... Now that is truly strife!

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Favorite Links: Part I Of III

games:

• http://www.addictinggames.com

Good: Tons Of Games And Catagories

Bad: Hard To Navigate (Too Many Links That Are Too Close Together)

• http://www.flashplayer.com/games

Good: Cool Games, Easy To Navigate, Screen Shots Of Each Game

Bad: Sometimes Loads Slow, Annoying Popups, Did I Mention That It Takes Too Long To Load?

• http://www.newgrounds.com

Good: Hundreds Of Fun Games And Very Little Popups

Bad: Lots Of Innappropriate Content

• http://www.miniclip.com

Good: Cool Games, Lots Of Cool Games

Bad: Some Content Isn't Free/You Have To Subscribe

• http://www.popcap.com

Good: Cool Games, Very Addicting

Bad: Not All Games Can Be Played Online, Sometimes Crashes, Leaves A Bunch Of (Harmless) Cookies/Temporary Files On Your Computer, Weird Glitch That Screws Up Your History Folder.

Morderlo

So, here I am, wallowing away in self pity until summer vacation starts. At least, I HOPE it will be a vacation. I have 2 C's, 3 D's, and a B (Last Time I Checked...). I have over 90 infractions (the equivalent of a firm slap on the wrist from the public "school" system). The humorless office drones continue to antagonize me by giving me detention every week. Sometimes I wonder if I'm on a "Borg Cube" instead of getting a so called "education. There is only one thing that prevents me from being "re-educated".

I know how much teachers make.

That said I have two words to say to anyone between me and summer vacation...

Bite Me

EDIT (November 28, 2006): About The Teacher Salaries: At One Time I Did Come Across A Payroll Sheet... I Still Have It Somewhere. These Teachers Were Paid WAAAAAAY Too Much! The Vice-Principal Made Over $90,000 A Year! (He Drove A Porsche To School Every Day)

The "Thug" Life

Why is it that today everyone wants to be a "gangsta"? Everyone acts like they're from some bullet-riddled "ghetto" or "hood"! It seems like I'm the only one who doesnt find bad grammer and gun-shot wounds appealing. In fact I'm the polar opposite! I'm less "gangsta" than Woody Allen! And one last thing: Tupac Is DEAD! Get Over It!

Writers Block

The Title Says It All...
I Will Now Post Random Meaningless Pictures...
And There Is Nothing You Can Do About It!