The reason Wal-Mart is able to keep its prices so low is because they use their elderly greeters as collateral when dealing with foreign investors.
Elvis and Bigfoot are married under common-law.
Hitler is alive and currently working as a circus clown under the name "Baron von Happy".
Contrary to popular belief, Michael Jackson is not a black male popstar, but a bloodthirsty alien killer from the planet Omnicron Persiei VIII whose gender depends on its mood.
The Space Shuttle Challenger never actually exploded as it took place during the 1985-86 season of Dallas which was only a dream.