- The reason Wal-Mart is able to keep its prices so low is because they use their elderly greeters as collateral when dealing with foreign investors.
- Elvis and Bigfoot are married under common-law.
- Hitler is alive and currently working as a circus clown under the name "Baron von Happy".
- Contrary to popular belief, Michael Jackson is not a black male popstar, but a bloodthirsty alien killer from the planet Omnicron Persiei VIII whose gender depends on its mood.
- The Space Shuttle Challenger never actually exploded as it took place during the 1985-86 season of Dallas which was only a dream.
1.23.2008
Utterly Outrageous Rumors
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