News and Whatnot...

So, judging from the amount of comments I get... Okay, the amount of comments I should get; some of you are worried about the fact that Sony has put a bunch of crap (not including their music) into their CD's that makes it impossible to download the songs to your iPod.

My Reaction:
If This Bothers You Don't Buy The PS3! They Might Have Made It So You Can't Let Go Of The Controller!

That's all I have time for, good night!

EDIT (November 28, 2006): I Must Have Been On Crack When I Wrote This... What I Meant To Say Was: The Bastards At Sony (By The Way I'm Still Pissed At Them For This S**T They Pulled) Put A Virus On Some Of Their CD's That Made Your Computer Vulnerable To Several Trojan Horse Viruses. Even More Crappy Was That They Stole The Source Code That Allowed Them To Do This By Not Asking It's Creator For Permission. Even Crappier Than That: They Issued A "Fix" For This Problem That Opened Even More Possibilities Of Trojan Horse Virus Attacks! Finally Some White-Hat Hackers Came Up With A Real Fix. I Have A Fix Of My Own. Why Don't We Fire-Bomb Sony BMG Into Submission! ... And That's All I Have To Say About That...

And There Was Much Rejoicing..."yay..."~"Monty Python And The Quest For The Holy Grail"

This thanksgiving I am thankful for:

1. My dysfunctional family

• My Dad (biological... Much to my chagrin).

Here's why: Tonight's dinner was evidently prepared by both my dad, and his girlfriend (who is the only sane one among us). How was I to know that if I didn't choose to eat stuffing or casserole (prepared by my dad's girlfriend) that my dad would open a portal to hell? Needless to say that knowing what I do now, I would have rather spent today with Tom Cruise on speed (*look for an upcoming blog about this*) than with my own Norman Bates v.2.0 (a.k.a. "Dad"). The next couple of hours were spent toiling in the "kitchen of doom" {cue "leather-whip sound-fx"} complete with my father snarling such classics as:

• Dad: (sarcastic) "hmm... I don't know? How about you figuring something out yourself for once!"

Me: "I didn't know and I just didn't want to have to re-load the dishwa..."

Dad: "DON'T SASS ME YOUNG MAN!"

Me: "But I..."

Dad: "THAT'S IT! NO DESSERT FOR TWO WEEKS!"

Me: "Yes sir..."

Dad: "I'LL MAKE IT THREE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!"

I could go on but I won't. Mainly because my two-minute break is up and I don't really have time to be thankful for anything else.

happy thanksgiving... *sigh* Good Grief...

Green Acres

Who doesn't love old time TV?

This Guy, That's Who!

If you're like me in that you watch a moderate amount of TV, then you're bound to run across an old TV show like "Happy Day's", "I Love Lucy", "The Munsters", or even "Green Acres"! People with cable might see them on "Nick At Night". People with Digital Cable or Direct TV might see them on "TV Land". (For those of you without even basic cable, or bunny ears, You can still get all but a few of the basic cable channels with a long TV cable, some aluminum foil, and patience...)

There's something about old time TV that you can't get nowadays (if you watch it, you'll know what I'm talking about.) It's not something you can describe... But if you think you can, please post a comment! There's something different about the TV shows of yesterday... Something that's lost on the TV shows of today... Now that is truly strife!

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Favorite Links: Part I Of III

games:

• http://www.addictinggames.com

Good: Tons Of Games And Catagories

Bad: Hard To Navigate (Too Many Links That Are Too Close Together)

• http://www.flashplayer.com/games

Good: Cool Games, Easy To Navigate, Screen Shots Of Each Game

Bad: Sometimes Loads Slow, Annoying Popups, Did I Mention That It Takes Too Long To Load?

• http://www.newgrounds.com

Good: Hundreds Of Fun Games And Very Little Popups

Bad: Lots Of Innappropriate Content

• http://www.miniclip.com

Good: Cool Games, Lots Of Cool Games

Bad: Some Content Isn't Free/You Have To Subscribe

• http://www.popcap.com

Good: Cool Games, Very Addicting

Bad: Not All Games Can Be Played Online, Sometimes Crashes, Leaves A Bunch Of (Harmless) Cookies/Temporary Files On Your Computer, Weird Glitch That Screws Up Your History Folder.

Morderlo

So, here I am, wallowing away in self pity until summer vacation starts. At least, I HOPE it will be a vacation. I have 2 C's, 3 D's, and a B (Last Time I Checked...). I have over 90 infractions (the equivalent of a firm slap on the wrist from the public "school" system). The humorless office drones continue to antagonize me by giving me detention every week. Sometimes I wonder if I'm on a "Borg Cube" instead of getting a so called "education. There is only one thing that prevents me from being "re-educated".

I know how much teachers make.

That said I have two words to say to anyone between me and summer vacation...

Bite Me

EDIT (November 28, 2006): About The Teacher Salaries: At One Time I Did Come Across A Payroll Sheet... I Still Have It Somewhere. These Teachers Were Paid WAAAAAAY Too Much! The Vice-Principal Made Over $90,000 A Year! (He Drove A Porsche To School Every Day)

The "Thug" Life

Why is it that today everyone wants to be a "gangsta"? Everyone acts like they're from some bullet-riddled "ghetto" or "hood"! It seems like I'm the only one who doesnt find bad grammer and gun-shot wounds appealing. In fact I'm the polar opposite! I'm less "gangsta" than Woody Allen! And one last thing: Tupac Is DEAD! Get Over It!

Writers Block

The Title Says It All...
I Will Now Post Random Meaningless Pictures...
And There Is Nothing You Can Do About It!