Go Army? (An Army Of Sucky Jobs)

So... I was looking on "goarmy.com" at possible military careers. Some sounded cool (a.k.a. Job Requirements Include: Blowing Stuff Up); and others... well... didn't!

1. Army Plumber: basically your "mission" is to fix the pipes that carry the strangely large army of one's crap.
   
2. Food Service Operations Specialist: your "mission" should you have no other choice but to accept it: Serve mashed potatoes to people who risk their lives for their country. The only thing you'll risk is giving them indigestion.
3. Pharmacy Specialist : If a soldier goes crazy because he didn't have his med's... You'll be the one they blame...
4. Dental Specialist : If a soldier needs a root canal you better hope they brought a toothbrush.
5. Shower/Laundry and Textile Specialist : You ever notice the maids at the Hilton? Yeah... Welcome to the army...
6. Lithographer: You are the one responsible for propaganda, and job descriptions on the GoArmy.com website. You served your country well... now replace that ink cartridge... for your country!

EDIT (November 28, 2006): Let Me Make It Clear That I Have Nothing Against The Army (I'm Pro-War And Proud Of It) I Just Think It Would Be Funny If You Joined The Army Looking For Action And Got The "Army Plumber" Job