And Now... A Non-Sequitur Ad!

If you watch TV at all you've seen those "Comcast... It's Comcastic!" advertisements. Well I'm here to say that Comcast is indeed "Comcastic". Here are some of its features:

• On Demand: Lets you watch free shows from channels like: Comedy Central, Boomerang, and The History channel! You can rent movies with it too!
• Parental Control's: Great for annoying siblings if you know the 4-digit parental control code.
• Music Channels: All Music, All The Time!
• And More!

Now, keep in mind, I'm NOT being paid under the table to say this... (as far as you know).

EDIT (November 28, 2006): MUHUHAHAHA!!!