Presidential Loose Yourself

The following video was created for my Senior Portfolio Presentation. You can find my Senior Portfolio in it's entirety in the post below this one.

My Senior Portfolio

This is a collection of video edits I did for my Senior Portfolio. Some of them you may have seen, others you have not. Enjoy!

P.S. I'll be releasing the last clip by itself soon.

Star Trek

Last night I was bored and was perusing the short plot synopses of Star Trek episodes on Wikipedia. I have recently been on a Star Trek binge and was trying to decide which episode to watch next. Looking at the synopses, I have to say, was hilarious. Hour long shows are complex and very difficult to describe in a single sentence. Star Trek episodes are no exception. Even the best sentence long descriptions of the episodes are often less informative then they are "theater of the absurd". Some of the synopses seem a bit over the top, even for Star Trek.
I'll give a few examples:

• "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"
  
  Nurse Chapel searches for her long lost fiancé, and uncovers his secret plan for galactic conquest.



• "Shore Leave"
  
  The crew of the Enterprise visits a bizarre planet, encountering the rabbit from "Alice in Wonderland", fighter planes and Samurai.



• "Spock's Brain"
  
  Captain Kirk pursues aliens who have stolen Spock's brain.



• "The Way to Eden"
  
  The Enterprise is hijacked by a criminal doctor and his loyal, hippie-like followers who are attempting to find paradise.

And here's a few from Star Trek: The Next Generation:

• "Darmok"
  
  Picard struggles to communicate with an alien Captain who speaks in metaphors, before an invisible beast kills them both.



• "Bloodlines"
  
  DaiMon Bok returns to exact revenge on Picard, by trying to kill the son Picard never knew he had.

Graduation

As my High School Graduation looms ever closer I often find myself looking for words of wisdom. How should I conduct myself in the years to come? How long should I spend smelling the proverbial roses? How can I best realize my dreams in the future? I think this graduation speech sums up all of the answers pretty well...

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Do Not Pay Any Attention To This... I'm Just Doing This To Enter A Contest

But Seriously, It does look like a cool movie..

Revenge of the Funny Trailers!

Tom Hanks 007





Lite Brite, or Die Hard





X-Men-3:The Last Standing Ovation





Singin' In The Rain (Special Edition)

Classic Toons

If you're like me, you watched a lot of cartoons as a kid. Chances are some (in my case most) of the cartoons you watched featured Bugs Bunny. Maybe you pulled on your ears for hours on end in a futile attemp to actually become Bugs Bunny... No? It was just me then. Anyways, enjoy this collection of 9 of my favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons:


What's Opera, Doc? (aka "Kill The Wabbit")[1957]






Rabbit of Seville [1949]






Haredevil Hare (First Appearance of Marvin the Martian) [1948]






A Wild Hare (First Time Bugs Says, "What's Up, Doc?) [1940](Sorry About Bad Sound/Video Quality)






Duck! Rabbit! Duck! (It is a crime in 23 states if you have not seen this cartoon) [1953]






Water, Water Every Hare (This is one of my personal favorites) [1952]






Broom-Stick Bunny (Another Personal Favorite) [1956]






Hyde and Hare (Yet Another Personal Favorite) [1955]






Bully for Bugs (Still Another Personal Favorite) [1952]

Quiz Time!

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64%

37%

146,475 People

90% Geek
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53%

1%How Addicted to Apple Are You?

I SCORED A 86%

368 WATTS Body Battery Calculator - Find Out How Much Electricity Your Body is Producing -

Your Body is Producing 368 Watts!
This is 47% MORE wattage than the average person

* You could light up 4 light bulbs
* You could power 92 iPods
* You could power 2 Xbox 360s
* 3 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running



2,381,820How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

I Scored a 80%!

Why Shaggy is Badass and Velma is hot

Shaggy:







Velma:





You'll Never Look At The Simpsons The Same Way Again:





And by the way... 100th Post!


To Celebrate, Please Enjoy The Most Heart-Pounding Video Ever:

Wesites That Exist/Don't Exist

ilovepuppies.com - Taken (Owned By Dog Solutions)
ihatepuppies.com - Taken (Owned By AZ13.com)
ieatpuppies.com - Taken (Owned By John - Reid Conlin)
ieatpuppies.biz - Not Taken
madd.org - Taken (Owned By Mothers Against Drunk Driving)
fadd.org - Not Taken
nerds.com - Taken (Owned By Jason Keramidas)
bullies.com - Taken (Owned By Stefan Ullrich)
binge.com - Taken (Owned By Host Master)
purge.com - Taken (Owned By Florian Fink)
bingepurge.com - Taken (Owned By Cathi Shaw)
bingepurgebinge.com - Not Taken
iamnice.com - Taken (Owned By Praveen Kumar)
iammean.com - Taken (Owned By Jen Depew)
iamschizophrenic.com - Not Taken
papasgotabrandnewbag.com - Taken (Owned By Beverly C Johnson)
papashappywithhisoldbag.com - Not Taken
elvisisalive.com - Taken (Owned By Domains Sale)
elvisisdead.com - Taken (Owned By ?)
elviswenttohell.com - Not Taken
devilwentdowntogeorgia.com - Taken (Owned By Whois Privacy Protection Service inc.)
devilavoidedgeorgia.com - Not Taken

Vacation Time! Hooray!

I'll be gone for the next week in Vegas. Here's a video to entertain my adoring masses while I'm gone:



Scary Story:




Sumo Wrestling Dubbed Over With Anime Effects:

Incestual Undertones in Star Wars

My newest video edit; Enjoy!

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It's Awesome!

The Newly Remodeled Chuck E Cheese's Tries To Attract A New Demographic






Just Watch...







Quite Possibly The Funniest Video Ever

I recently acquired the vocals only version of Kanye West's Gold Digger. Shortly after that I acquired the instrumental only version of the same song. I decided the best use of these two files was to make it sound like a chipmunk was singing the song. This sounds simple when I write it down but actually took me a fair bit of time to get the vocal and instrumental track lined up just right:


Kanye West - Gold Digger (Chipmunk Version)

P.S.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

WARNING: cute

Police Man Don't Take No Sass

Click Here To See News Story To Find Out What Happened To The Cop


To Cleanse The Pallet: Music:

Moment of Silence

Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons and Dragons, is dead.



Gary Gygax
1938 - 2008

Even More Outrageous Rumors (Political Edition) (Draft)

• After complaints the Wikipedia entry for Hillary Clinton was changed from "A large rodent native to North America" to "A large rodent native to North America who is running for president".
  

Dan Rather Crazy

Notes: I made this using a neat little program called Crazy Talk that lets you edit still photos to make it appear as if they are talking. The first part is a computer generated voice, the last part is me screeching.

I'm also testing a custom youtube video player that will allow you to access all the videos I've uploaded to youtube:



PS
I apparently just accidently banned myself from youtube... (long story I literally banned myself) I will be in the process of re-uploading all my videos for the next few days

My Kind of Music

8-Bit music or "Chiptunes" is a style of music made using only old consoles such as the Game Boy or the NES. Here are a few videos of performances by some of my favorite 8-bit artists:


"Spontaneous Devotion" by Random





Bit Shifter





Nullsleep





"Switchblade Squadron" by Covox